That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Randomize
