Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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