biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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