She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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