Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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