Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Randomize
