So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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