Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Randomize
