Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
