Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
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