windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I enjoy the company of your penis
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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