did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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