The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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