Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
