Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
50% drunk capacity currently
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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