I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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