Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Randomize
