Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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