WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Randomize
