with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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