we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
