Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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