yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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