He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
