Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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