love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
