i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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