with your own penis?
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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