that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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