wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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