You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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