Me too!
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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