Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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