this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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