id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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