Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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