i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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