If that was your dad, he is hot
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Randomize
