Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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