I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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