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you win
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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