Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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