Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
As shirtless as possible
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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