i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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