so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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