Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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