do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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