You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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