I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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