is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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