PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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