He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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