What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Randomize
