imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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